Attention all females!!!

Attention all eligible bachelorettes in and around Boulder, CO; the Boulder area has recently seen the return of their long awaited prince! Concerned that his pilgrimage had perhaps tainted his puritan soul, he chose to flee the once cherished culture of the deep south, and return to his beloved homeland! Upon his return, I have heard rumored he is in search of the ever elusive "date". Given his drifter-like persona, said "date" will not be for the faint of heart. They will also experience tremendous difficulty escaping the bitterness and jealousy of his ever present life partner... Simone! But seriously ladies, I mean to hell with my ramblings... not only can he crush, he also makes a killer porcini risotto! If this guy invites you over for dinner and wine, for god-sakes do yourself the favor of accepting his offer! Even if his intentions are cruel and somewhat juvenile, I'm pretty sure you'll probably thank me later. With that being said, this is not the rantings of some scorned gay lover, but merely a good friend trying to look out for a good friend!!

Ryan crushing it in the kitchen!

Release the Hounds!!

Here's some shots from my recent visit to "the New". Joined by such characters as John "the real Dancing Outlaw" Dubose, Ryan "the King of Corestrength" Brazell, and the infamous Drunk Adam(all the way from VA beach), we produced an unprecedented amount of crushing! Unfortunately, the majority of said crushing took place on the front porch of Roger's store and involved several bottles of wine. (It was 27 degrees, what else were we supposed to do?) Some highlights that stand out to me personally were: Dubose's cat-like pounce from about 15ft up during our Friday "night session"; getting totally sandbagged on the shear volume of Rio Grande's burritos, experiencing "the Donkey", receiving beta on the level of deliciousness of "Budwieser Clamato", in true Appalachian style; and lastly, John's late-night lecture to the Richmond youths of "Why emo- is weak... and the "3 Greatest HipHop albums of ALL time"! These are all mandatory life-lessons, and I consider myself extremely fortunate to have come away with such an educational experience.

JD working the "SlittyTitty Traverse"

Dubose flashing "Farmboy"

DA gettin his "Crush-on"

Wild and Wonderful!!!

Mountain mama... take me home... down a country road!

Eat your heart out Josh Lowell

Ah Memories!!!!

Playa's Ball

As the temperature dropped, these two headed back to the tent for some "just friends" cuddling!