Attention all females!!!

Attention all eligible bachelorettes in and around Boulder, CO; the Boulder area has recently seen the return of their long awaited prince! Concerned that his pilgrimage had perhaps tainted his puritan soul, he chose to flee the once cherished culture of the deep south, and return to his beloved homeland! Upon his return, I have heard rumored he is in search of the ever elusive "date". Given his drifter-like persona, said "date" will not be for the faint of heart. They will also experience tremendous difficulty escaping the bitterness and jealousy of his ever present life partner... Simone! But seriously ladies, I mean to hell with my ramblings... not only can he crush, he also makes a killer porcini risotto! If this guy invites you over for dinner and wine, for god-sakes do yourself the favor of accepting his offer! Even if his intentions are cruel and somewhat juvenile, I'm pretty sure you'll probably thank me later. With that being said, this is not the rantings of some scorned gay lover, but merely a good friend trying to look out for a good friend!!

Ryan crushing it in the kitchen!